Football managing is not all it is cracked up to be. While we have the chance to watch good- looking guys sweat and work out, it also has its drawbacks. There are definitely more cons than there are pros.
1. When they ask to use a towel, expect it to be soaked with sweat when you get it back.
2. Get used to the LOUD passing of gas from a number of players.
3. Do not stand too close to the sideline or the coaches during practice and pay attention. Otherwise, you will get trampled.
4. When you hear them yell, “WATER!” you better have full bottles ready.
5. Have a life-time supply of tape in the medicine kit. You would be surprised how many body parts they tape.
6. The conversations they have sometimes surprise you. Football is rarely a common topic, but Icy-Hot is!
7. Do not wear nice clothes to practice. You get soaked on a daily basis.
9. If you don’t like loud, insane, irate sports, do not become a football manager.
10. If you get easily grossed out, football managing isn’t the job for you.
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