Thursday, September 20, 2012

Top Ten Ridiculously Obscure Things You Don’t Know About Alexander the Great

By Siri McGuire
 
Finally, an excuse to put my random passion to use.

1.       He is 2,368 years young.

2.       He was way cooler than Julius Caesar. (Even Caesar thought so.)

3.       It is possible he was the great-great-great-great… etc. uncle of Cleopatra. Ptolemy I Soter, who founded the Ptolemaic dynasty in Egypt, was an alleged half-brother of Alexander the Great. Guess what leader ended Ptolemaic rule in Egypt? Cleopatra.

4.       All traces of his tomb disappeared after the 4th century AD. The location of his tomb is considered to be one of the greatest archeological mysteries of all time.  (And it’s my mission in life to find it.)

5.       He named a city in Asia after his beloved steed, Bucephalus . ( Oh yeah, and twenty cities after himself.)

6.       The Roman Emperor Augustus, when visiting the tomb of Alexander the Great, accidentally knocked off the conqueror’s nose. Common mistake, right?

7.       He literally altered the face of the Earth. To conquer the island of Tyre, Alexander’s army built a causeway to connect the island to the mainland. Tyre has never been an island since- it’s still a full-fledged peninsula.

8.       When asked on his deathbed to whom he would leave his kingdom, he allegedly replied,  “to the strongest,”- his last words. Though awfully poetic, these last words weren’t really helpful to his top generals, who would spend the next forty years fighting over what Alexander left behind.

9.       His mother, Olympias, was pretty crazy. She’s accused of having a hand in the murder of Alexander’s father, Philip the II, poisoning Alexander’s half-brother (also named Philip), and playing with snakes frequently.

10.   He never lost a battle, and his military strategies are still studied in military academies across the United States.

So why should you care? Good question. I’m still figuring that one out myself. Maybe I’m just weird. But anyway, if you think about it, if you die and 2,000+ years later people like me are writing blog posts about you, that’s pretty impressive.

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