Friday, November 4, 2011

Cody Schmitz's Sophomore Top Ten

Top 10 Best Things about Being a Sophomore
Congratulations! You’ve survived the infamous Freshman Year! Now onto oblivion in the umbra that is sophomore year. You’re no longer special, so get used to it. But you do learn cool words like umbra. You won’t be special again until senior year, fourth nine weeks when everyone is crying over you’re departure, so get ready for a fun 36 weeks.
1.     No longer at the bottom of the food chain
2.     Allowed to coast for one more year before things get serious.
3.     No college crap yet (see number 4)
4.     No scholarship crap yet (see number 3)
5.     There’s a super-secret spelling of the word sophomore that most sophomores don’t even know. (We have a silent O!)
6.     You still have so much time left in high school!
7.     You have so little time left in high school!
8.     Legal. Driving.
9.     People don’t look down on you anymore!
10. People don’t look up to you yet!
So enjoy it; junior year will sneak up fast, and research papers and planning prom will make you want to crawl back in the dark, fun hole that is sophomore year.

by Cody Schmitz

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