Top Ten Things Best Things About Being Drum Major
1. I get to wear a cape.
2. I get to crash the cymbals.
3. I am able to verbally abuse band members all the time.
4. Without a uniform top on, I look like an Oompa-Loompa.
5. Always criticizing freshmen.
6. The potential (and perpetual) power to stop a football game.
7. I get to use a VERY loud whistle.
8. I get a cool, white plume.
9. I don’t have to march the drills.
10. I get to wave my arms around a lot instead of playing an instrument.
by Ike Uri
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