Ten Things That are Guaranteed to Irk Mr. Morris
· Leave a debate tournament with another team to go to Sonic. If you really want to get on his nerves, follow the example of a former debate student and don’t tell him or anybody else that you are leaving.
· Claim that the zombie apocalypse will never happen. Bonus points for claiming that he would not survive a hypothetical zombie apocalypse.
· “The Truth” commercials. Insist that without these wonderful commercials, nobody would know the truth about anything.
· Sit in his rolling chair. You are guaranteed to get a solid reprimand if you so much as touch the fibers of his beloved throne.
· Pull pages off of his one day at a time calendar. “It’s October 20th? Not anymore! Hello October 21st!”
· Bring food into his classroom. Pro tip: bring Nutella.
· Draw on his whiteboard. The hard part is finding his Expo markers.
· Comment on how often he changes his computer backgrounds. Though he doesn’t change them often, commenting on it every time you enter his classroom is sure to push a button.
· Complain that his room smells because of him.
· Draw on his sticky notes and note pads. Pro tip: make a flip animation short using his “I Love Jim” note pad.
by Siri McGuire
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