Suzanne Carlgren's February Blog

A Day Full of Somethin’

Ahhhhh…Valentine’s Day. A holiday to show affection to your significant other. The day all girls dream about. The day of proposals and merriment. However, in my opinion, this day is a load of crap. Women’s thoughts are consumed with how luxurious their gifts will be, but woe to the man who gets his woman the wrong gift.  Men, here are a list of things not to get your woman for Valentine’s Day.

1.     Weight Loss Products

2.     Cleaning Supplies

3.     Cooking Utensils

4.     Mouth Wash

5.     Deodorant

6.     A razor

7.     A free waxing

8.     WD 40

9.     Wart Removers and Bunion Pads

10.  A Rake

11.  Acne Cream

12. Driving Lessons

13.  Teeth Whiteners

14.  Anything she already owns.

15.   Garden Gnome