Thursday, March 8, 2012

Cody Schmitz's March Blog (PROM THEMES!)

 
Every new year brings a new theme for prom here at CHS. This year's theme is Bright Lights, Big City. In years past, prom themes have tended to stay on the conservitave side. While this isn't necessarily a bad thing, I believe we as a school can amp up our proms with some new creative themes and ideas. Here are a few ideas I literally just came up with.

Lord of the Prom (Flies): Jungle theme. 50 live tropical birds. Whole pineapples for food. And at midnight, a select group lights the "jungle" on fire. We try to escape.

Prom Flip Flop: Teachers dress up and bring dates. Students supervise and break up the touchy-feely sessions. "Leave room for Jesus!"

Survivor: We take all prom-goers to the Sahara Desert/Antarctic Tundra (Leave it up to a vote) and strand them for a minimum of 28 days. Last two are prom king and queen.

Prom Inception: We have a prom... Within a prom.

Prom-Meet: We hold prom the same day as a home track meet. Everyone participates in both activities. Formal attire mandatory.
  
Prom?: We forget what prom is. It doesn't happen.

Hipster Prom: We prommed before prom was cool. Prom on first day of school.

International House of Prom: We hold prom in a busy IHOP at 12:30 pm. Free pancakes! (For those age 65+)

Prom Crashers: We all drive to a nearby league school together (prefferably Abilene) and steal their prom. Literally take everything including dresses and tuxes, never to return them.

Prom Scare: We hold prom in an evacuated warehouse containing a live bomb. Everyone must stay for the entirety of prom. We only play "Firework" by Katy Perry and "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz on repeat.







1 comment: