Bad Dad Jokes
By Zoe Walsh
When men become fathers they obtain a plethora of bad dad jokes. These jokes are embarrassing, especially in public. Nobody really knows where these bad dad jokes come from, but we all have experienced the embarrassment of one. And honestly, nobody thinks they are funny…except the dad who tells them. My own father might be the king of bad dad jokes. My sisters and I have brainstormed some of the best (worst?) dad jokes from my dad, and a few from other dads. Here are some of the best (worst?) dad jokes.
How did the fish get across the sea?
A taxi crab.
What did the duck say to the bartender?
Put it on my bill!
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty!
Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?
They each got 6 months!
Why didn’t the life guard save the drowning hippie?
He was too far out!
What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?
No body nose!
How does the moon cut his hair?
‘Eclipse’ it
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
Have you heard of the movie constipation?
No.
That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.
This is top secret.
What’s the bottom secret?
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